Christmas Parties at The Grand

Christmas Packages

Why not bring your party to our party? The Grand will host club nights every Thursday, Friday and Saturday night in December. We can arrange guest lists, VIP entry and reserved areas and have drinks packages to suit any budget. Please email your requirements to christmas@claphamgrand.com.

For parties up to 150 guests you can rent your very own private bar with DJ booth, dance floor and late license. Click here to find out more.

Comedy Packages

Laugh yourself silly this Christmas! Comedy Carnival at The Grand features Britain's best international comedians throughout December. Previous acts include Russell Brand, Michael McIntyre, Milton Jones, Micky Flanagan, Sarah Millican, Jack Whitehall.

Dates and Availability:

We have Christmas Party packages for our December shows on the following dates:

  • Thursdays: December 12th and 19th
  • Fridays: December 6th, 13th and 20th
  • Saturdays: December 7th and 14th

Our Christmas Dinner Package includes a private dinner table at the show featuring four brilliant comedians, a traditional three-course Christmas dinner, half a bottle of wine and nightclub entry after the show. We also have a less formal Christmas Party Package, which includes a private cabaret table at the show, a festive platter menu, two drinks per person and nightclub entry.

Please contact the Comedy Carnival on 020 7041 7312 or info@comedycarnival.co.uk to book.

Click here to view our brochure
Big Country
Friday 28th November

Big Country are to celebrate the 30th Anniversary of the release of the album, 'Steeltown' with the Steeltown Tour arriving in the UK in 2014 with a one of London gig at The Clapham Grand.

Doors 7pm 18+
Club Classics
Friday 28th November

A night of club classics and retro tunes mixed by our resident DJs - guaranteed to be the perfect start to your weekend.

Free entry before 11pm on the guest list or with VIP card, £10 thereafter. Doors 10pm till 3am. 18+

Saturday 29th November

If you’re looking for a way to add a bit of excitement to your Saturday night why not steam things up and treat yourself to London's premier male variety show featuring male vocalist, pole performers & fire acts. All packages include a welcome cocktail, and night club entry after the show. What's more, you'll actually get to meet the boys and have your photo taken with them.

Doors open at 7pm, show starts at 8pm and club night until 3am.