Christmas Parties at The Grand

Christmas Packages

Why not bring your party to our party? The Grand will host club nights every Thursday, Friday and Saturday night in December. We can arrange guest lists, VIP entry and reserved areas and have drinks packages to suit any budget. Please email your requirements to christmas@claphamgrand.com.

For parties up to 150 guests you can rent your very own private bar with DJ booth, dance floor and late license. Click here to find out more.

Comedy Packages

Laugh yourself silly this Christmas! Comedy Carnival at The Grand features Britain's best international comedians throughout December. Previous acts include Russell Brand, Michael McIntyre, Milton Jones, Micky Flanagan, Sarah Millican, Jack Whitehall.

Dates and Availability:

We have Christmas Party packages for our December shows on the following dates:

  • Thursdays: December 12th and 19th
  • Fridays: December 6th, 13th and 20th
  • Saturdays: December 7th and 14th

Our Christmas Dinner Package includes a private dinner table at the show featuring four brilliant comedians, a traditional three-course Christmas dinner, half a bottle of wine and nightclub entry after the show. We also have a less formal Christmas Party Package, which includes a private cabaret table at the show, a festive platter menu, two drinks per person and nightclub entry.

Please contact the Comedy Carnival on 020 7041 7312 or info@comedycarnival.co.uk to book.

Click here to view our brochure
Friday 27th November

ITCHY FEET featuring Temple Funk Collective

Roll up Roll up!
We are very pleased to announce our boldest and our grandest party ever with the fabulous Itchy Feet, returning to London for our monthly dose of the old stuff, but this time gracing our very own decadent home turf, The Clapham Grand. And the best twist is that Itchy Feet is fulfilling its childhood dream and evolving into a Circus, for this event only!
For Itchy Feet this is the opportunity of a lifetime. A chance to fill a beautiful venue with bizarre and amazing acts with a bazaar Circus theme, just for the thrill of it.
For you it’s the chance to partake in an immersive spectacle of amusement, in a venue that is more time machine than the Tardis, with Itchy Feet’s reliably excellent music blaring out into the theatre’s central dance space.
Our Big Top will house our magnificent DJs alongside live music and circus performances that will make you dizzy with excitement!
Fingers at the ready for tickets, the Itchy Feet Circus is just around the corner and ready to take London by storm!
Saturday 28th November

Carousel is London's most outrageous festival style party. This Month: ED SOLO + DARRISON, DEEKLINE, and many more.
A magical night of music and mayhem with the finest party comrades in the world.
The very finest resident and touring artistes for your amazement and astound. Beautiful Burlesque & Boylesque. Death-defying feats of Aerial, Acrobatics & Fire. And the odd motorbike stunt.
An outrageously eclectic party mix of Electroswing, Breaks, Bass, Beats, Gypsy, Funk, Brass, Balkan, Bass, House, Garage & Disco!

Friday 04th December

Pioneers of the London Acid Jazz scene, The Brand New Heavies, are a British music institution whose unique mix of jazz, funk and soul has lit up the UK music scene for well over two decades.
Over the years The Brand New Heavies have been responsible for some of the UK’s biggest R & B/ soul tracks, scoring 16 top 40 singles including ‘Dream On Dreamer’, 'Never Stop', 'Dream come true', 'Midnight at the Oasis' and ‘You’ve Got A Friend’, as well as over two million album sales.

Doors 7pm 18+