Fri 18th May
CLUB CLASSICS FRIDAYS
A night of club classics & cool grooves mixed by our resident DJs - guaranteed to be the perfect start to your weekend.
BUY 1 GET 1 FREE DRINKS BEFORE 11PM
Free entry before 11pm on the guest list or with VIP card, £10 thereafter. Doors 10pm till 3am. 18+
CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE GUEST LIST FOR THIS EVENT
Sat 19th May
COMEDY CARNIVAL
7pm till 10pm
The Grand hosts London's Comedy Carnival every Saturday night, featuring the best stand-up comedians from the UK and around the globe.
18+
Sat 19th May
GLAMOROUS SATURDAYS
Throw on your funkiest threads and get down and groove at the mighty Clapham Grand! It's the hottest Saturday night party in London- its not just a club, its an experience!
BUY 1 GET 1 FREE DRINKS BEFORE 11PM
Doors 10am till 3am. £5 entry before 11pm on guestlist or with VIP card, £10 thereafter. 18+
CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE GUEST LIST FOR THIS EVENT
Sun 20th May
The Church
If you fancy a few drinks, a laugh, a dance and the chance to sing your heart out to some new and classic rock on a Sunday afternoon then Church is the place for you.
Nearly every week there's someone in fancy dress so feel free to wear what you like, girls dress for a gig, we wouldn't advise high heels. There is no dress code otherwise. 12pm till 4pm
Sun 20th May
DUMASZÍNHÁZ LONDON #10
Hungarian stand up comedy featuring:
KOVÁCS ANDRÁS PÉTER,
BELICZAI BALÁZS,
JANKLOVICS PÉTER (a Sziget arca)
Doors 7pm 18+
Wed 23rd May
STAND UP FOR THE WEEK
From the makers of Live At The Apollo, Channel 4's stand up comedy show returns for Autumn! The show is now hosted by Jon Richardson (8 out of 10 Cats) and stars Andrew Lawrence, Sean Walsh, Sara Pascoe, Josh Widdecombe & Paul Chowdrhy.
Political, topical, satirical, Stand Up For The Week is late night entertainment bringing the comedy club to your television.
Don’t come if you’re easily offended! Booking is now open so if you’d like to join us for a night of comedy at The Clapham Grand, then apply now! 18+
Fri 25th May
AKOSH KOVÁCS
Akosh is a Hungarian pop-rock singer-songwriter. He is known for his solo career writing and performing serious, poetic pop songs, as well as a member of the now defunct group Bonanza Banzai. Kovács uses his given name, Ákos, in his career. His name is written Akosh, to reflect the Hungarian pronunciation, when his music is distributed to English-speaking countries. His songs are on the top lists of Hungarian music.
This is his only UK show this year - do not miss it!
Doors 7pm 18+
Fri 25th May
CLUB CLASSICS FRIDAYS
A night of club classics & cool grooves mixed by our resident DJs - guaranteed to be the perfect start to your weekend.
BUY 1 GET 1 FREE DRINKS BEFORE 11PM
Free entry before 11pm on the guest list or with VIP card, £10 thereafter. Doors 10pm till 3am. 18+
CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE GUEST LIST FOR THIS EVENT
Sat 26th May
COMEDY CARNIVAL
7pm till 10pm
The Grand hosts London's Comedy Carnival every Saturday night, featuring the best stand-up comedians from the UK and around the globe.
18+
Sat 26th May
GLAMOROUS SATURDAYS
Throw on your funkiest threads and get down and groove at the mighty Clapham Grand! It's the hottest Saturday night party in London- its not just a club, its an experience!
BUY 1 GET 1 FREE DRINKS BEFORE 11PM
Doors 10am till 3am. £5 entry before 11pm on guestlist or with VIP card, £10 thereafter. 18+
CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE GUEST LIST FOR THIS EVENT
Sun 27th May
The Church
If you fancy a few drinks, a laugh, a dance and the chance to sing your heart out to some new and classic rock on a Sunday afternoon then Church is the place for you.
Nearly every week there's someone in fancy dress so feel free to wear what you like, girls dress for a gig, we wouldn't advise high heels. There is no dress code otherwise. 12pm till 4pm
Wed 30th May
STAND UP FOR THE WEEK
From the makers of Live At The Apollo, Channel 4's stand up comedy show returns for Autumn! The show is now hosted by Jon Richardson (8 out of 10 Cats) and stars Andrew Lawrence, Sean Walsh, Sara Pascoe, Josh Widdecombe & Paul Chowdrhy.
Political, topical, satirical, Stand Up For The Week is late night entertainment bringing the comedy club to your television.
Don’t come if you’re easily offended! Booking is now open so if you’d like to join us for a night of comedy at The Clapham Grand, then apply now! 18+
Thu 31st May
Arthur Smith's Laughter Clinic
Fundraising event for the Klevis Kola Foundation, started by medical students at St George's Hospital, supporting refugee and asylum-seeking children and families in South London. Line up includes: Arthur Smith, Dr Phil Hammond (MD Private Eye), Harry Hill, Elena Procopliu, + more to be announced.
Doors 7.30pm 18+